what the fuck– pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore (via manhattanfrom-thesky)
I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.–
Sufjan Stevens on kissing
Damn, is kissing really that worthwhile?
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.
I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT
Please don’t send this to your teacher
PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER
hello kitty has no mouth.–
hello kitty, created in 1974 by yuko shimizu, has no mouth.
hello kitty’s mouth was the zippered opening
of the vinyl coin purse where she first appeared
soft and gaping and ready to be filled with cash.
sanrio says she is mouthless because she is universal
mouthless because she speaks all languages
mouthless because she can feel any emotion
depending on how you look at her
the perfect commodity
mouthless so she can be immortal.
Andrew Campana, motherfuckers